- you wake up early, but not to go to work, to pick up your bountiful basket
- you make an executive decision to abstain from capital letters for the day
- you buy dean's zesty guacomole dip at 8:00 a.m., eat it at 10:45 a.m. and decide it is not quite the guac for you
- you read a stranger's blog for at least 45 minutes while shows on E! (guess I can capitalize that) play in the background about celebrities and their clothes
- you take a nap around 10
- biff takes a nap around ten resting his head on your leg
- you see your husband's ex-girlfriend's husband (did you follow that one...?) working at walmart at 8:00 am (who doesn't know you at all, you've just seen his face on facebook) and you remember: oh yeah, so glad I don't work in retail anymore, and oh yeah so glad I got be the one who married lee.
- you pretend to do laundry
- you are excited to go the gym, make a yummy dinner and {finally} watch the biggest loser
- you write on the blog and try to decide if one of your bullet points is too rude to publish, but decide to go with it because hello, it's saturday
- your parent conferences are over!
- you have decided to dedicate the day to doing nothing, unless that something makes you smile
- you decide it's high time for a pointless trip to target
Saturday, March 19, 2011
how you know it's saturday
you know it's saturday when...
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This is the funniest blog post ever. Seriously -- too funny, I was laughing the whole time :) :) :).
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