Saturday, March 19, 2011

how you know it's saturday

you know it's saturday when...

photography by lee

  • you wake up early, but not to go to work, to pick up your bountiful basket
  • you make an executive decision to abstain from capital letters for the day
  • you buy dean's zesty guacomole dip at 8:00 a.m., eat it at 10:45 a.m. and decide it is not quite the guac for you
  • you read a stranger's blog for at least 45 minutes while shows on E! (guess I can capitalize that) play in the background about celebrities and their clothes
  • you take a nap around 10
  • biff takes a nap around ten resting his head on your leg
  • you see your husband's ex-girlfriend's husband (did you follow that one...?) working at walmart at 8:00 am (who doesn't know you at all, you've just seen his face on facebook) and you remember: oh yeah, so glad I don't work in retail anymore, and oh yeah so glad I got be the one who married lee.
  • you pretend to do laundry
  • you are excited to go the gym, make a yummy dinner and {finally} watch the biggest loser
  • you write on the blog and try to decide if one of your bullet points is too rude to publish, but decide to go with it because hello, it's saturday
  • your parent conferences are over!
  • you have decided to dedicate the day to doing nothing, unless that something makes you smile
  • you decide it's high time for a pointless trip to target
and with that I'm off for an adventure.

1 comment:

Amy said...

This is the funniest blog post ever. Seriously -- too funny, I was laughing the whole time :) :) :).