This is what it looks like when Biff tries to tell me to stop blogging and take him for a walk.
I try to remind him that it's 90 degrees out and he will just lay down in the shade after a while and pant for at least a half an hour following it, but he just doesn't understand reasoning and logic?
Whatever happened to cooking for two tuesdays? Nobody knows. My computer has a few files with pics of dinners waiting to be shared, but somehow it just never happens. So what does any good procrastinator do when in the middle of a project and you have been stalled? Obviously, any good procrastinator knows you should start a new project. Am I right?
So, a new feature/theme is about to enter this blog.
Wait. For. It....
Finance.
And it will be fun. shockingly. mostly just little anecdotes about funny experiences related to budgeting, reading a plethora of finance novels, and some pretty common sense crap that you should already know like: don't spend money you don't have. you know really deep stuff like that. maybe even some Suze Orman. Where did those capitals come from? I thought they were on strike for this paragraph? Weird!
Did you know I almost changed my major from elementary education to accounting at the last second, but somehow I decided against the change. It was a close call, that one. Sometimes I dream of crunching numbers all day in a cubicle while actually secretly playing tetris a la Office Space, but then I realize there wouldn't be any ten year olds to say really awesome things to me like,
"It looks like you had a hole in your skirt and tried to sew it up yourself?" (maybe because I did)
or
"What is that on your chin?" (a pimple)
or
"I think you should bring Biff to school." (me too)
or
"What is a romantic movie to go see in the theater" (What?! Why?!)
Needless to say I love my job. And I am not an expert on money, but for some reason I feel like telling you some funny stories about money, lattes, living in trailers, and fire dancers. It will all make sense later. I'm just trying to reel you in.
