schmaturday agenda

• wear the master's hoodie to walmart and notice how very, very gross it is when girls rat their hair. check.
  
• take awesome photo of my huge chompers. check.
  
• put groceries away, clean out pantry, eat gummy bears and jam to bieber. check.
• realize you must've been stocking for the apocalypse {which is supposedly today} when you bought 4 boxes of instant oatmeal. check.
  
• clean the bathroom? maybe
• give biff a bath? maybe
• run 9 miles? definitely
  
• make spaghetti for dinner? definitely
• walk Biff? most likely
• read Anne of Green Gables and fall asleep 5 times? yeah baby
• talk Lee into some date-like excursion? time will only tell